An Ode To bronconoob

Updated on March 23, 2017 in Other
13 on March 17, 2017

Hello to the forum

Hello near and far

I not yet commented

Only observed from afar

 

I join you today

To sing a fair tune

And to remember the man

We called bronconoob

 

Almost a year back

You arrived on the scene

Packed full of takes

For our beloved Bronco team

 

We cherished your input

We were in awe of your stats

It was either ignorance or naivety

But we did not check your facts

 

It began with the bashing

Of our most talented friend

You began making enemies

It was the beginning of the end

 

As the season wore on

You were too blind to see

The rifts you were causing

As you fought with BB

 

You were accused of having dual identities

You claimed you were being defamed

I don’t know how this is possible

When we only knew your fictitious name

 

At long last it was exposed

The chink in your armor

You wished death on BB

The mods let you go no farther

 

You came and went so fast

From where, we do not know

You will forever remain an enigma

Your legend will grow

 

Oh dear bronconoob

Do not be sad

You have so many hot takes

There are other opportunities to be had

 

For the internet is a wide open place

So keep the ball rolling

Because there are other forums out there

That will need your trolling

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0 on March 17, 2017

RIP in peace

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0 on March 18, 2017

Damn it, that was funny

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2 on March 20, 2017

 

Guess it’s safe to come back & read now.

on March 20, 2017

Welcome back. Your Zags are looking pretty good so far.

on March 21, 2017

 

Thanks PattyMac. I’m a big fan of Coach Sendek & believe he’ll get you guys rolling sooner rather than later. But this forum had become a real “downer” to come visit to glean information. I applaud the house cleaning.

Zags played well enough to win the 1st 2, but IMO they were playing better earlier in the year. The competition gets stiffer. We shall see.

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0 on March 20, 2017

Standing O

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1 on March 20, 2017

Nice.  The only thing you missed was attempting to rhyme something with “bully.”

I appreciate diverse opinions, even some of ‘noobs.  But man, I got so weary of the tone and the constant belittling that i wondered whether it was even worth it to post anything but my projected scores.   There is a way to debate civilly to make this board enjoyable.  ‘Noobs style wasn’t it. 

on March 20, 2017

^^^ This. It wasn’t the opinions themselves generally. It was the dismissiveness of others, condescension, personal attacks, and general butthurtedness/projection when people disagreed.

Excellent poem, Oracle.

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2 on March 21, 2017

 

Looks like it’s safe to go back in the pool since maintenance finally pulled the turd out of it.  Been following this board for quite awhile and can’t believe the destruction and mayhem he caused in such a short time. I posted numerous times the basic rules of this board and every time he managed to blatantly disregard them and blame someone else for his actions.  Hopefully he or his alter egos and aliases will not return or if they do they will have been properly medicated.  On to the future and whatever the basketball gods have in store for the Broncos.

 

on March 22, 2017

wishful thinking…… not leaving. Feel sorry for the current( -1) and future Broncos. This site is connected to Verbal Commits and recruits and families read off the timeline headers on the Santa Clara page.  Why would anyone want to subject their son to the stuff that has been written over this last season?  Safe to say has hurt the program in more ways than one. 

on March 22, 2017

 

Right on the money Hoopfan  

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0 on March 22, 2017

Although a Dons fan and new visitor to this board occasionally this season, I joined and decided to post solely to appreciate this phenomenal piece of verse.  It really hit that perfect combination of melancholy, nostalgia, and sarcasm. Needless to say, USF has its own board issues to deal with and I respect the measures taken here. Look forward to the games next year! Go Dons!

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0 on March 23, 2017

Finally got around to reading this- superb! 

onwards and upwards, AMDG, and all of that. 

Go Broncos! 

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